9. Lets be aware of the environment now, shall we?

Instead of putting a quarter under a kids pillow, how about a pine cone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save our national forests.

3. A Round of Applause Please

So today I had one of those moments where all you can say is "zing". You know what I mean, right? When you say something incredible in the right place, and at the right time. Those moments are insanely rare, so when you have them, you instantly know. Now I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but i'm not the most subtle person around. But I do try, I really do. Anyway, so I was in a class this morning, and in that class, my seat is in the location next to a very interesting person. I will not say this individuals name, because this is after all, a public blog. So anyway, one of my friends in that class was asking about the car I have to drive, which is by now, a very famous car. Small, blue, and stick-shift. What more could you want? Anyway, one of my friends joked around about me not being able to see over the steering wheel, and I told him i could see plenty well, thank you very much, and the kid next to me says "i'm taller than you" so I say "I'm older than you" and then he says "I have my permit" and I smile and say "I have my license." And the kids mouth just shuts, and he turns back to the front of the classroom. A few minutes later, this kid is doing crazy motions in the air with his arms, so I give him this really weird look, and he says "you dont know me well enough to look at me like that." and my brilliant mouth says "yeah, and I don't want to." And now for some crazy reason, this kid is really nice to me now. :D